Rover Raffle for the Defense

We're pleased to officially announce that we'll be raffling off one of the Republican Party corporate stretch vans to raise money towards Karl's impending defense*. Desperate times call for desperate measures. We were hoping to keep this stretch van for its Right-ful place in the Republican Party Museum that we hear they are going to need very soon, but received a fax that slot has been reserved for the egg splashed 2001 Bush Presidential Inaugural limo.

Your ticket could win this much coveted historic set of prized wheels. Get your tickets without Delay!

*All ideas for more defense fundraising would be greatly appreciated.