We're pleased to officially announce that we'll be raffling off one of the Republican Party corporate stretch vans to raise money towards Karl's impending defense*. Desperate times call for desperate measures. We were hoping to keep this stretch van for its Right-ful place in the Republican Party Museum that we hear they are going to need very soon, but received a fax that slot has been reserved for the egg splashed 2001 Bush Presidential Inaugural limo.
Your ticket could win this much coveted historic set of prized wheels. Get your tickets without Delay!
*All ideas for more defense fundraising would be greatly appreciated.
August 19, 2007
Rover Raffle for the Defense
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I just got your fax (since email is embargo'd for the moment thanks to those meddlesome Devilcrats.
AND - Omg ! OMG ! This is the coolest !!!
You Patriots doing your best to help my Hearthrob's BFF. I am welling up with tears of pure joy.
But why such a tiny car ? I do not mean to sound greedy or grand , BUT we are talking about the Worlds greatest Visionary afterall.
Maybe I just don't understand engines or things other then Political engines/races. But on the other hand, it does look like a Nascar pilot van, and the kiddies can go along for the ride. Smart thinking there on your parts as they are a valued constituency.And what are we without our Family Values ! Oh you guys have it covered.
There is so much that is a mystery to me. Something happens to my brain when i am around either Karl or George -it just short circuits. Please keep that to yourselves. I am here because I want to help.
What a grass roots effort,it takes me breath away, have you contacted your churches ?
Now this is personal but we ARE kindred spirits,so you ought to know I have taken a pay cut , just to make sure Karl will be OK, its the least I could do after his sheer machismo in keeping me from those wolves and traitors in Congress. He is(or was - sob) tender too, when sipping cocoa with me in the West Wing.
Here is what I plan to do - Bake Freedom Flag Cookies with Red , White and Blue icing and multi colered sprinkles to represent bombs bursting in air..They should be hot sellers at any bake sales.
Feel free to do that in your neighborhoods. This way even Illegal Freedom seekers can participate even if they have no drivers licenses or very little money.
See we really are compassionate! Hey we could have Compassion Cookies too, shaped like little Crucifixs. Evokes that sense of passion eh ?
I know Bush loves me for my mind..I just know it, and who knows sad as it is to see Karl "go" wink wink, maybe now the big G. will have more time for me. Girls keep your fingers crossed.No I do not want to wreck a home. But Karl took up so much of his time and I just need to be near him as much as possible. And Laura, well she is pretty zoned out (sshh) and I don't think she'd notice especially with The Wedding coming up and all.
There are things I need to protect him from, the poor lamb, and Mr Fielding is swell, but he lacks the woman's touch and intuition.
What more can I say - You guys are the coolest !! And I start the bidding at a modest 2 thousand dollars - you do take credit cards right ?
Oh you people think you are funny -
Thanks to you, I have had to double my medication,just to be here in this cesspool of debachery and fight back.
Sweet Baby Jesus,you Left Wing Bloggers are Blogofascists Bill was so right. No spin zone is right.
You are all so mean and hateful.
Shame on you and your Delusional idea that you have free speech (thank you Karl) Your kind are destroying our Country. "Dissent is Patriotic" - Wake up you hippies and stop being so quaint ! 911 changed everything or didn't you get that memo?
Hope you are happy wearing Burkas,in our Halliburton Camps (my medicine is not working fast enough I could just delete you myself)BUT I must warn you.
You people raise my blood presure. So do not be surprised if you go "poof" and its perfectly legal. Yes I do know the law and you ought to as well. It was your beloved Democrats voted for it. Feeling Divided Yet ? Karl hopes so and sends his best wishes and that he is INNOCENT.
Now Re : you pajama wearing basement dwellers
Your hateful heathen ways and scorn have also forced me against my preference,to have to switch mascara! Maybelline does not make a type of " water proof" enough for me. I am keeping my tears and receits from that crappy, Land Comb which is FRENCH,(you fiends)and thrice the price. This is adding up, just so you know.
And its all in jars for proof at your trials.
Laughing now ?
You see, Blogofascists,
There may be a BIG lawsuit in this for ME - for emotional damages. Smoke on that - you free loading hippies and get off OUR internets and out of OUR tubes, or we will take you off - Hear that - now cease and desist. Go get another job and be American.
How come you didn't name it the "Weasel Fund"? LMAO!
Oh this is sooo predictable. You blogofascists are so hateful I told Humbert my husband it wouldn't be long before the internet Jackles found us,And here you are !
Well Karl is on an Atkins and quail wings diet. He is far to substantial and manly to be a "weasel" He is a bear ! When are you moonbats gonna get your animals straight.
I can only hope Humbert Junior gets a better education thanks to our President, he won't be left behind. He will know his animals. And thanks to the American Dream restored by Karl's astute advice - and the contituation of the Contract on American,Humbert Jr. may even become a Zoo Keeper in Iraq.
Afterall what Democracy and Freedom loving people do not like Zoos. And my son is a true Patriot.
Sheesh next thing you know someone will pop in here and ask why we don't call it the Meerkat Fund. Smoke some more moonbats ! Oh by the way i raise that bid on that nifty family van to 2500 ! We want it for our church.
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